OK, so last night about 10 PM – I’m sitting here FUMING and trying to blog…

   

That rarely seen – unless you happen to have lived with me – side of me, the ‘evil queen’ came out…Fortunately, the system wouldn’t upload… (WHEWWWWW!)

   

I sat and watched Fox TV’s new sitcom ‘The Wedding Bells” – the premiere episode could have single handedly set my profession back 5 years….

   

Producer David E. Kelley – ala Ally McBeal, Boston Legal and The Practice – introduced us to three sisters who take over a family wedding venue after mom and dad split up…

   

This venue hosts, caters, plans, does photography, provides music, décor….you name it the try to do it….

Pass the can opener so I can take out your bouquet….

   

They open the show by having a bride run out as the ceremony is beginning (late of course)…

Sorry never happened in 8 years on my watch….

   

The youngest sister while running a rehearsal asks the groomsmen “OK, who wants to sleep with me?”…and then proceeds to ‘coat closet’ on of the groomsmen only find out he’s married….oh, and the groom did raise his hand…

Nope Sorry, not here…

MOB, played by Delta Burke who plays Stella Pontell, a self-avowed “Acquired taste,” who hands the consultant $500 in cash in exchange for persuading the male-order minister to slip the word “Jesus” into the ceremony… twice.

OK?

They manage to scream at/ piss off every bride they touch…

Not on my worst day…

Both their photographer and wedding singer are pushed into hitting on their brides to make them feel special…

Huh?

   

And as if they haven’t done enough damage to wedding consulting….they enjoy a light refreshing cocktail in the middle of someone’s wedding reception…

Oh great!

Just when you thought reality TV had shown us as much ‘oh that couldn’t possibly happen” wedding footage as you could stand…along comes The Wedding Bells –

   

It’s Archie Bunker meets Ally McBeal…I can hardly wait to see how they make us look next week.